they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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