worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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