She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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