Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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