just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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