just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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