Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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