Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
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