goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Randomize
