What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
And then he peed in my hair
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