Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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