so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Alive.
So much puke
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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