why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
Randomize
