Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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