Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Fuck appropriateness.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Still dying that you shit outside
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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