its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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