a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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