Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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