his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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