But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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