do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
