i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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