How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Rumble strips road head = magical
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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