She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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