We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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