I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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