Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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