So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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