he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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