Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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