Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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