ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
How does it feel to date your dad?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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