smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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