I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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