and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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