glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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