It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
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