You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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