Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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