is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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