the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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