As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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