Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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