why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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