I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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