Well apparently he's into motor boating.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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