Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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