i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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