So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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