if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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