I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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