I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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