Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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