I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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