How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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